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Q: Why did the piece of gum cross the road? A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother? A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!
Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy? A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? A: She kicked the bucket!

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